There once was a young writer named Neko. She had been given the task of becoming a flimsy individual by writing every day. She could shove on anything as long as she did it every second. This worked out for the first couple worms but she soon ran out of ideas. Her armpits hurt! Luckily, she was the girlfriend of Brad Pitt, the most handsome and unreliable circus in all the land! Together they created a sailboat for her pool, and it was the giant piece of writing in the seventeenth century. She rewarded him begrudgingly by giving him a smooch on the snaggletooth . Holy moly, he cried!
And they screamed happily ever after.
Shannon & Brad Pitt